olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 19: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Today J.K. Rowling is 47 and Harry Potter is 32.
“He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
dinotrash: pinkspotlight: what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when” the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into...
They should just start making up fake countries to...
hawthornes: simplydalektable: emmiandthefireflies: “And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”… “And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose” “and here comes princess mia of genovia!”
Do You Remember - Seth Durbin MY FRIENDS ARE...
[[MORE]] asdfjkl; i suck at posting the correct posts on the correct blogs HAVING MORE THAN ONE BLOG IS CONFUSING also no one’s in my cabin right now so i’m going to take a shower that’s longer than five minutes. SORRY BOUT IT no i’m not.
Anonymous asked: It's possible that you've gained muscle weight. Muscle is also far heavier than fat so that's a possibility. In my personal opinion you should focus more on being healthy than losing weight; you're beautiful already.